📜 Daily Scripture

Verse of the Day

Your daily dose of divinely sarcastic wisdom, served fresh with a side of unholy snark.

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Verily, it is better to place a yoke of labor upon the father of the maiden, granting unto him a chariot of trade, that he may reap its increase and render unto thee a portion, using the fruits thereof to sustain his daughter's learning. For thus, wisdom and provision may dwell together, and the house be established in strength.
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Attitude

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Chaos

For those who gather to witness unrest in its splendor

6 verses

Streets

Urban wisdom for the romantically confused

1 verse

Gehgeh

Sacred pidgin wisdom on love and investment

7 verses

Negotiation

The art of never fully admitting defeat

2 verses

Erasmus

Teachings on navigating life's trials with guarded wisdom

3 verses