Gehgeh
Sacred pidgin wisdom on love and investment
7 verses"Sarcastically enhanced
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You say you love me I no say make you provam, I say I love you, you say make I provam.
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Thou shall not train a woman in any trade or education. If a man finds a maiden that he desires to see trained, he must invest in her father so that her father can now invest the proceeds of the blessings on his responsibilities.
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Verily, it is better to place a yoke of labor upon the father of the maiden, granting unto him a chariot of trade, that he may reap its increase and render unto thee a portion, using the fruits thereof to sustain his daughter's learning. For thus, wisdom and provision may dwell together, and the house be established in strength.
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Verily I say unto thee, no woman upon this earth doth suffer with a man. Hath she not left her own dwelling to abide with thee? Know this: any woman who remaineth by thy side doth remain because thou art the best option available unto her. For if better options were before her, she would not be with thee.
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Adorn thyself, O man. Take the silver which thou hast and clothe thyself in fine native garments and suits. Present thyself well, and the maidens shall come unto thee seeking thy favor.
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The greatest love ever known is the love of the Messiah, yet He came unto the earth and gave no man silver nor gold. Therefore, if any soul requireth thee to prove thy love with money, thou shalt surely come to regret.
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